[quote="grog"][quote="PeterHoare"]Ask me about a plan to carry out petty crime[/quote]OK, so your useful to a 12 year old who want's a Mars Bar but doesn't have any cash.
Because of course, nobody else has the brilliance required to get away with petty crime.
It depends on your definition of 'petty'. You try carrying out low levelish financial fraud in an office where it is all very traceable involving cash, credir cards. And you have to break into the office after you've been fired (unrelated events) to cover your tracks and remove bank statements that hopefully have arrived unopened with black boot polish all over you. When the boss is living and sleeping upstairs. And the cows are hassling you.
I'm cunning and very determined.